Friday, October 21, 2011


I get hundreds of emails from angry bottoms...

They are MAD AT THE TOPS...

It seems that the Tops are not handling their business nowadays and the bottoms are putting them on blast..

Why do I get these types of emails is beyond Me, but I find it interesting that people ask Me questions regarding relationships, sexual play, role playing etc etc..

I'm not Doctor Phil....or Doctor Andrew..

I just tell it like it is....

So here we go.

How to Tell When a "Top" is just not that into you:

He always fucks you doggystyle, with your face down in a pillow..

He uses the "Cum rag" first even though he gave you a facial, then throws the towel at ya.....and you still haven't came.

When your sucking his dick he says "Don't you look at Me"...

He fingers your hole super hard...knowing he didn't clip his nails..

He fingers your hole super hard...knowing he didn't clip his nails and he has dirt under his finger nails from working "Construction" yikes..

He only calls you for booty calls(no problem with that)but u never NEVER are asked to spend the night.

He will only let you suck his dick if he is wearing a condom(Choice I know)Now that is a tricky ensure your safety during sex your suppose to wear a condom regardless..But in the Real World...Come on!!

He doesn't remember your name(HAHA)

He always has to be drunk or high to fuck you, not recreational use like PNP but he HAS TO BE HIGH!!..Sketchy..

Never gives you the "Reach Around.."

Everytime he fucks you Doggystyle, he lines you up for a good view of the TV..

He is the Best Fuck you ever had... His impression of "Your Performance"?? "You Okay.."

He never wants to eat your ass(Duh!!)

When your under the covers and you go down on him, does He pull the covers off so he can see you sucking? or Does he pull the covers tightly over your head so basically you can't breathe??

When he fucks he on your back instead of placing pillow behind your head, he places it over your face lightly..Well if he did it would probably kill you and he isn't into Necrophilia..

He never hosts....and you know he lives alone.

Refuses to kiss you after you suck his dick...WTF?
Refuses to kiss you after you swallowed his load..LOL
Refuses to kiss you after YOU rim his ass..LOL


Refuses to kiss you during sex..
Refuses to kiss you before sex..
Refuses to give you an open mouth kiss or French Kiss
Turns his head everytime you try to give him a kiss, but keeps pushing your head towards his cock..hahah

When he is fucking you in the Mirror, he is getting off Watching himself in the mirror..

Well these are some helpful hints for all the bottoms out there. My book will be coming out soon.....

Yeah Right LOL


Cali-P said...

I gather the sex must be good or he wouldn't keep coming back for more.

To me it sounds like the bottom wants some tenderness, affection and mutual satisfaction (kissing, etc.) whereas the top is just looking to fuck.

I wonder what their online ads say. I wonder if the bottom is hooking up with guys who clearly state that they just want to fuck.

baddassblackbottom said...

LOL at the dirty fingernail part. Bottoms who put up with Tops like this and their foolishness are slap pathetic and I being a Bottom myself have ZERO respect for them. I won't care how good the dick is if a Top can't respect the hole then the Top can't beat the hole. Bottoms wake up, get the dick, use the dick, then send the dick on it's way...

Kelvin said...

Yeah that's true, bottoms are suppose to be treated nicely,they should take their stand and not take bullshit from any top that don't want to respect their personality, cos without us bottoms there won't be tops. So you tops out there can we get a little respect from yah all..... Diesel has said it all.... if you want us then treat our hole and every part of our body with passion..... I luv u Diesel for this piece.... you keeping it real man.....