Wednesday, September 10, 2008

THE RETURN OF: DEXTER DELARGE






BE WARNED DEXTER IS STRANGE: THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY DEXTER IS NOT NECESSARILY THE VIEWS OF THE EDITOR OR DIESEL WASHINGTON, DEXTER MAKES JOKES SOME ARE EDGY AND NOT PC AT ALL BUT THEY ARE MERELY JOKES AND DON'T REFLECT THE CHARACTER OF THE EDITOR AND/OR DIESEL ENJOY!!!



DID U MISS ME CUNTS??????? IMMMMM BAAACCCKKK!!!

Once again I'm Dexter DeLarge, at Your Service!!!!

Well I have been reading Diesel's blog, and it sucks!!!!....... So the Editor Called Me in to Shake it up a bit!!! Hmmm I have been gone for a while....I think I was hiding deep inside of the Editor's brain?? Or something?.... I don't know??.. Some People didn't even notice that I came and went..... Was I being Ignored???!!!! I cant have that!!!!

Since I was interrupted during my Tea Time by the Editor, Diesel's blog probably sucks Major Ass Juice from a Dirty Whore who didn't shower for 2 weeks and had 20 clients in that two weeks of time(U DIRTY BITCH!!)So here I am!!!

I get a whole Post to Myself, Delightful!!!Whew! Where to Start?? AAAh... yes...

Who is Dexter DeLarge? U might be asking yourself right now...

Dexter is a Performer..No I don't Fuck on Stage Or get naked or do any of those things that Diesel does. I host Parties, I have a Larger than Life presence on Stage..Known to tell a Witty Joke every Now and Then..I set the Mood for Any Show!!! Hype Man some might say...

SIMPLY PUT.. I'M FABULOUS!!!!

Okay, Since U Now Know I'm Great, no need to go any further..........

But I must!!!

The "Editor" created this... "Diesel" handles all the Dirty Work... Dexter is the One with Wit and the Most Colorful.. Oh and then U have The Big Boss!!(Hes another story and a half!!LOL)anyway back to me.....

Did We finish talking about Me???.......... Hell NO!!!

As u can tell I'm the Biggest Attention Whore!!!! Me Me Me and More me!!! But alas I must do this blog a Service Now!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!! TO ALL U BLOKES AND HENS, FAGS AND HOMO'S, BANJEE BOYS AND CUNTS, MUSCLE DADDIES AND TWINKS, MASTER AND SLAVES..... A BIG FUCK YA!!!GOES OUT TO THESE PEOPLE!!!:

Girls who wear Mini T shirts and Low Riders...but have a Beer Gut!!! FUCK YA!!!

Girls who wear skinny jeans or tight jeans.. but have no Ass or Body!! FUCK YA!!

Boys who wear skinny jeans and have Mini T shirts..... and have a Beer Gut!! FUCK YA!!

Boys who wear skinny jeans..... and have No Ass or Bulge FUCK YA!!!

Parents who bring their Kids to R rated Movies on a Friday night at 1245 and their kids talk and cry the whole movie!!! FUCK YA!!!

FUCK YA KIDS TOO!! little bastards didn't need to run up and down the aisles(three times!!)

Cig smokers who jump into a cab filled with four other people(who don't smoke)and lights up!!! FUCK YA!!!! U asshole U know we don't smoke but U had to be the Asshole to light up cause u had some drinks...FUCK YA!! put it out before I smack it into Ur eye!!!

Dudes who get fucked by Drag Queens(In full drag!!)and Trannies!!! FUCK YA!!! Okay U can be attracted to anybody... I hold that true..at the same time U take Dick in Ur Ass and Like it..but don't like Gays and consider yourself Straight!!! FUCK YA!!!

Girls who don't suck dick.....Come on its 2008(soon 2009)and some girls still don't suck dick???? FUCK YA!!!! At the same time, U wont suck my dick, but U love to get eaten out for hours.... but cant return the Favor??? BIG FUCK YA!!!!

We all know what a Slut is(Sex for Fun)We all know what a Whore is(Sex for Money)What the Fuck is a Freak???? Some Whores are Freaks, and some Freaks are Whores...At the Same time, Sluts can do some Freaky things but are they a Freak as well???Cause I don't hear about Freaks who are sluts.... Confusing!!! so FUCK YA!!!!!

Couples that look like each other.... Guys and Girls who have the same hairstyle, same body type and are the same height and share jeans(Disgusting)...Gay guys who are both bottoms and the same race, same eye color same hair color, same height, same weight, who wear the same clothes, and has the same style...and say "Its like Fucking Yourself"(Vomit worthy)BIG OLE FUCK YA TOO!!

U DIRTY GUTTER BUNNIES..... U KNOW U GET A BIG FUCK YA!!! FUCK YA MOMS!!FUCK YA DADS!!FUCK YA SIS!!FUCK YA BROTHER!!!

To PUBS..... that make The Most Godawful Bangers and Mash FUCK YA MATE!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

To Ya Cheeky Bastards who are online in Chat Rooms and Don't Hook Up.......that is fine... But why do ya ask for Cock pics??? and to Cam??? and do jerk off shows??? and go to Sex clubs and Peep shows .. but real time is totally out of the question???,all because U don't meet people that u met online!!! FUCK YA FUCK YA!!! That is some Teasing Horse Shit!!!

The Bloody Nerve of some People!!! Dexter is not full of Hate... I merely point out the Fuckers that make Living Hard!!! If I could take a shot gun and blow a hole in these people's chest I would, but that is illegal and wrong!!! I'm a kinder and softer person than that!!!

Would I stab the Guy in Line ahead of me for buying a bottle of water and candy bar and using a Credit Card to pay for it????? No that is illegal and wrong!!!

If I punch a Guy in the Face, who got on the train and asked me for change... by yelling at the top of his Lungs while I was sleeping??????I cant do that its Assault and illegal and its wrong!!!

I'm glad I could entertain ya... but I must go now!!! I have alot to do else where:

I'm serving Baby Bald Eagle for dinner with a side order of Panda pancakes....and need to get out my Baby Seal skinned chairs. My American Flag table cloth(which recently got alittle burnt). I'm bringing out my Bible place holders and Robe napkins cause I'm having the Kids over from Kiddieporn.com and U know How Kids leave a Mess!!! Last time the KKK crashed my affair and I had to call the Mafia to handle some business!!! So this time I will be ready I just have to make sure I invite the Niggers, Crackers, White Trash, Spics, Jews, Polaks, Greasers, Cannucks, Frogs, Queers, Fudge packers, Dykes, and Trannies to the Party!!!

Its a glorious affair, an Evening of Wining and Dining and Entertainment for the Whole Family!!!!

For a Family of Sickos and Pervs!!!

NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY!!!!

I'M HOSTING SO CHEERS!!!

4 comments:

Ray Aquino said...

Rendered speechless by the all out awesomeness of the photos and then mindblown trying to solve the slut/whore/freak puzzler...

I've lost all my senses.

Dexter DeLarge: missed and welcomed back enthusiastically!

thegayte-keeper said...

LOVE the photos

Tig said...

LOVE the photos!

MAYIBEFRANK said...

WE LOVE LOVE DEXTER DELARGE!!

HOW CAN WE URGE DEXTER, THE BIG BOSS AND THE EDITOR TO BRING THIS HOTTER-THAN-HOT CHARACTER TO ONE OF DIESEL'S UP-CUMMING FLICKS!?!?

THIS TWISTED CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE A STAR OF HIS OWN FLICK....MMM!
WOO HOO!