Tuesday, October 21, 2008
DEXTER DELARGE FASHION SHOW!!!
*****WARNING WARING WARING THE IMAGES WERE MADE TO BE ARTISTIC!!!! PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME!!!!************
OKAY OKAY BITCHES IM BACK!!!!!
What does a Fucking Glam Beast Have to do??? I need To get some Press Around Here!!!!
Im Bold and ON FIRE!!! Diesel has been handling the business(As he should!!)
But I need my Fun as well!!!!! I was suppose to get a Vid Post.... But U bitches didnt like my Vid.... Like I could give a shit!!! Im Dope Bitches!!!
Now!!! Im glad that I got that Off My Huge Chest!!! Dont Hate!!! Love Ya Whores!!!
Okay Okay..... Now Im gearing up for some shows on Halloween... Yes I will finally Come to Life!!! On Halloween!!! I cant wait!!
Bitches Im going out and fucking up the town!!! Now its only weeks from now and Im Dieing to stretch my wings on stage!!!
To the Haters, Who dont understand me!! Im Great, Faboulous, Well Spoken and a Freak!!!! Period!!!
I can be Evil, Or a backstabber(thats the best way to do it!!!) I can be as deadly as a Serial Killer who can never be caught!!!! I hide in the Shadows ready to strike any moment!!!
And I can get the Party started, if not I will just grab some Bitch Boy, Cut His throat Out, Stick my Dick in..... so I can really Deep Fuck his Throat!!!
Even Better... Why not Cut off his Head..rip out his teeth...take it home... so U can have plenty of time... to Skull fuck all night!!!!
Bitches just because I can get infront of the camera and look amazing.... doesnt mean before I walked on the set... I didnt poison the other models to get rid of the competition....There Can Only Be One Bloddy Bastard Here!!! Me!!!
Cunts dont hate... I can look hot fucking choking myself!!!!
Its such a Rush!!!!!!! Nut before I pass out!!! Ding Dong the Bastard is Dead!!!
FUN FUN FUN!!!!
I have a Funny story:
I Met this Hot boy from Online... Yes Bitches!!! Dexter Can Get Tail!!!! Diesel doesnt have all the Fun!!! I get Plenty!! Anyway... this Little Cunt, is kissing my Piece, the look on his Face when he sees my pipe growing.... I can tell that he is gettting afraid..... Or maybe it was Knife to his throat???? Anyway in any case, He felt uncomfortable.... Prior to coming over, The Chat Online.. He went into lengthy detail about How He can ride a Dick..Various Ways of Sucking... Water Sports bah bah bah Simply Internet Hype!!!
At this Point of the Evening, I grew Tired of this Game, But As Host, Im always aiming to Please.... Alas.... it still wasnt helping.........
Now One Side of my brain is like:
Lets Fuckin Choke the Shit Outta Him!!!... Cut off his Head, Toes, Hands so there are no Prints or Dental records that could find his body.. We can take The Head dump it in the Bronx... Take his hands, drop them off in Staten Island... And Feet We can drop some where in Queens.... And then take the Torso.. Wrap in Garbage bags, and Duck Tape... and Toss the piece into the Hudson River with dumbell weights strapped to torso.. Of course I will have to rent the boat.... Messy!! Hmmmm???/?
The other Side of my Brain is Like:
Just let him go...... Oh before he leaves throw my Sweet, Delicious Drink... Of Vodka Cranberry in his face......
I chose the Latter......
I do Have Some Class left........
Im a High Class, Freak, Killer!!!
But this Night..... I let the Lamb escape...... There will be others!!!!
Sleep Tight Cunts!!!!!!!
Remember Me standing Over Ya while U sleep with a Kinfe to Ur Throat!!!
Posted by Diesel Washington at 8:53 PM