Monday, January 03, 2011

HELLO PEOPLE!!!

In a good way...


I like some of the new blogs I see out there...

I have my eye on you guys..you know who you are!! Good layout and design and love the concept. Congrats!! Geezzzz....


I feel like the Grandpa blogger now, (DOES)is my second blog now and working out the details on the new design for it. I know it's going to take time, that is why I stripped it down to the foundation.

I will add bits and pieces that I see fit and work out the rest I guess, so hello people....

I have been busy rotting my brain over on Twitter these days, but let me come back and feed your mind.

I have watching Hoarders way way too much..



I see the illness, I feel the emotion..what I fail to see is the logic in the situation. If you have 3feet high cat droppings in your kitchen..I think you have a problem...

If they are pulling out food from the cabinets and the date on the food has expired 10 years ago you have a problem....

Its just a epic show, you see mental breakdowns in its entirely, I see that is a problem. Its that problem you don't hear of much because its that thing that is swept under the rug and people don't see it!!

Anyway I just wanted to say that, its kind of like my Monday night thing, I hit the gym, cardio, stomach(my personal workout)and really get the work in. Then I go home and take a shower and make my dinner plate(high protein, low carb meal)and sit in front of the TV and just stay glued to the screen. Anyway...

Oh I have a good story...

So after watching a long movie at the theater you come out and you use the bathroom. Right?? Well I took a piss and then went over to the sink to wash my hands. Some guy across Me uses the other sink to wash his hands but then he did this "Snot Rocket" thing in the sink.



The "Snot Rocket" thing .....How to describe it? Its like blowing your nose but you use your 1 finger to block the opposing nostril, and basically blow out one nostril at a time. What was nasty about it was that he just blow his boogers into the sink, and I found that to be nasty as hell. I was like "Yo WTF Man!! Don't do that shit around Me!!!" He gathered himself and promptly left the bathroom.

Another guy who saw this was like "Bro I would have done the same thing, somebody else has to wash their hands in that sink" So I felt validated!!

I'm alittle weird when it comes things like that, I hate public bathrooms! Its like a breeding ground for all types of foul shit!! And that might sound strange, I drink piss, eat ass, bah bah bah. Public bathrooms!!! Fuck that!! I live in NYC and I see the things that people do in those bathrooms and its not fun at all!! Airport bathrooms are the worst!! That is international filth just breeding around in that bathroom just growing..Yikes!!

Now that might burst the bubble of some of you Freaks out there!! Gays just have this natural reaction to cruise out restrooms!! I never understood it? I know its strictly like a Fetish thing!! Its the land of the make believe glory holes, piss/sex/bjs and the bathroom stall actions of the club queens, if they're not fucking in the stalls then they are doing "Bumps" in the stalls getting high. I will admit I have maybe fucked in a bathroom stall about 10 times, but I never came!! I would bust that bottoms ass open and make them cum but I couldn't bust that load in a public bathroom stall.

But that is the funny part, I can fuck in a hotel bathroom and bust loads. I can fuck in a random online hookup's bathroom, bust loads and piss and do all that dirty shit!! Public bathroom(even if in Gay bar/club/pub)just a no go!!! It's in that category of Locker room sex, I'm just not into it!!

Since I'm a personal trainer, maybe its alittle too close to home for me!! And the guys at the gym, fucking shave in the sinks, comb their hair, washing their swim trunks, and all the baby powder, and body sprays, foot powder. Its a fucking horror story in there, and it gets even worse!!

Fellow gym heads, if your going to take a shower at the gym(I don't shower at gym)bring some shower shoes or flip flops with you. I see these guys walking on their bare feet through the locker room, and I can see somewhere down the line they are going to have some funky feet!! My feet are not touching that fucking floor, I learned the hard way from all those years playing basketball, when u touch the floor you will have something growing under those feet in short time. You get the dry cracked out skin under your foot, yuck!! It takes forever to get that shit off your feet(sadly I know too well)Argh!!.

Just your normal ranting as usual....

WTF is up with people walking with their head down?? It's because they are dead into their phone, its so fucking annoying!! When you walk with your head down you have no clue in which direction your going. When I walk in NYC I walk with a purpose, I have to get to point B from point A(is it the other way around?)so when your dragging feet because someone posted a status update on their
blogger/email/twitter/facebook/myspace/grindr/adam4adam/manhunt accounts

Its the "Broken Neck" look you walk and talk with your head down the whole way. If your sitting down on the train and playing with your phone, fine. If your standing around looking at your phone, fine! It's when you apply forward motion to that phone staring.... is when the equation gets fucked up!!



So annoying!! So to combat this problem, I walk with a low center of gravity and lead with my shoulder, so if you happen to be one of those that walk with head down and your not paying attention and if I happen to be in a rush that day and your lagging...

Your getting rushed!!! A str8 shoulder shot coming through, it won't hurt you but it will give you a reminder to always walk with your head up. If that text/email/ message is so important, then pull over to the far left or right of the sidewalk and handle that message. Very simple!!

Oh and the earpiece with the phones, guys its not cool that you have the blinking light thing on your ear piece, its kinda of Douchbag style! Its one thing to answer an important phone call(business, family)But these personal conversations?? It looks like your having a meltdown by yourself... No offense to people out there!! I think I have ear piece envy, I have little ears so none of those ear pieces fit very well on me. Oh well...still looks douchey, Mister so important!! But you have to answer it Hands free don't you??





Love this last one, the dude took the time to actually film this, I love it!!

Well I guess I can't hold a grudge because at least that person is using the phone for its intended purpose, for making calls...

But alas I have surrendered to TEXTING, there was no way getting around it. I have mastered the texting art finally!! My split is 60 percent calling and 40 percent texting which I guess is healthy!! I know some guys that would get mad at you for calling them because they have so many applications running on an Iphone... to stop in the middle of any those applications is unheard of... Needless to say I do not hangout with those type of people.

More rants....

When was it not rude to have your phone at the table??? I mean come on!! Its kind of rude to be sitting at the table and talking on your phone(that goes for Texting/Tweeting as well) I thought when you sat down to eat with people, you had dinner conversation over drinks and it was human interaction time!! It's almost acceptable to have your phone at the table(maybe not talking on it)texting away or changing a status update or whatever nowadays.... I did not see that coming.



This is what life is turning into, there will no longer be the need of spoken word anymore..

This is where I think future generations will go, people already hate talking on the phone, they want their conversation small and direct to the point! Texting is the norm right now, I had to adjust to texting and include it into my everyday use I just worry about how that changes the game of human interaction.. Sad!!

Anyway......


I see the new generation of the porn star, the new porn star uses every piece of social networking media out there. So basically an unknown guy from some small town in USA, can take some sexy pics and create a blog/facebook/twitter/website and call themselves a porn star without having filmed a single porn. Popular stars are strictly web cam porn stars, and they don't even have to leave their own house. Personal websites owned by Studios are starting to be the trend nowadays as well.

On that personal website, the content is filmed professionally and there is the addition of weekly live cam shows, personal updates by the models adding their own content to the site(giving it that personal feel). It's a great idea!! The only problem I see with that concept, some of the porn stars have no personality!!! Its seems to be acted and stiff and does not have that comfortable flow. Sure the studio gave all its models Flip cams to film content and said show alittle of your personal life with the fans, but your asking the newer porn stars to brand themselves and they simply have no clue how to do so. They can leave funny tweets, status updates, dance in clubs, and fuck in front of the camera but asking them to show a deeper side of themselves... that will never happen. You need that natural performer who does it all!

Sadly personality is the thing missing in todays porn and without that fanbases will only build on Facebooks and Twitter pages, one minute you have a twitter follower or facebook friend the next minute, they unfollow you or unfriend you. Its that simple!!!

Blogging however is the bomb, its not as fast as Twitter or Facebook but it still gets the job done. It takes time and patience to develop a good blog and constantly updating it with new material is not easy!! Trying to stay fresh and interesting while be entertaining is a juggling act.

On one hand I'm a porn star so I have to have that sexy vibe to it!! One reason I do the Youtubes just to show off that body and pecs and shit!!

On the other hand I'm a geek!! Sure sometimes I need help with my spelling and grammar at times but I'm not trying to impress the Spelling/Grammar snobs!! Its a blog, you allowed mistakes and errors in your writing because in a nutshell its a collection of thoughts/rants/raves mixed together!! Hopefully it makes sense at times(I tend to jump around alot)its a simple blog for your guilty pleasure.


Note to all the new bloggers, sure your page looks hot and the design is fresh and crisp!! The looks of a blog will get peoples attention, its the content on the blog that keeps them coming back and back...

I'm going on 5 years and plus in this blogging game, I watered down my blog so people just focus on the content right now!!

I still can teach you new bloggers a thing or two........

3 comments:

Marty said...

Hey I read somewhere you were cuming to Dallas on the 14th? Fact or Fiction? Not that you asked buy my peve is hand set's on phones. I hate putting a strange phone to my mouth and ears. Not knowing who used it before. Like yourself. I'm permiscuious and this should not bother me. But it wig's me out! Want to meet you and make a friend! Marty

mtw5536 said...

I like the way you think

mtw5536 said...

I have to say i like the way you think. You are very right about the whole communication thing. Conversation is quickly and sadly becoming a lost art form.