Tuesday, October 26, 2010

BONER MATERIAL FOR GAY TEENS IN THE 80'S



1. "Last American Virgin" there is a scene in the Movie, where Victor(nerd character keeps boasting about his large penis)proves his size, there is a contest in locker called "The Man with the biggest tool is the one who wins the pool" Start of scene starts at :24secs. then again at :46secs(comparing sizes) then the finish is at :58secs(Hard to find boner scenes on youtube) This scene strange enough gave me "Wood" for years to come!!!


2. "Animal House" There is a scene where there is a passed out girl at the "Animal House" where one of the characters opens her shirt and plays with her breast. Later on in the scene, the character is a gentlemen and drops her off home via a shopping cart. Some how I popped a boner in theater. Who knew??



3. Porky's shower scene when one of the characters has his "Tally wacker" pulled by female coach. Basically every single Porky movie was Homo erotic. With characters named "Meat" and "PeeWee" what gay male could refuse that?? LOL


4. "Weird Science" I mean come on.......enough said look at the package and bubble butt!!!yummy



5. "Commando" Anything that had Arnold in it was a gold mine, I mean "Look at that Body" Boner!!! Hence it started a saying "I'm going Commando(No underwear)" I joke I joke....


6. Silvester Stallone from the Rocky movies, Rambo movies, Cobra bah bah in his prime he had one of the best bodies in Hollywood. Total boner material


7. "BloodSport" Van Damme hot body, doing full splits and high kicks, umm okay??? Boner here!!!



8. "Outsiders" great movie and come on look at the cast, every teenage heartthrob in the 80's: Cast
Matt Dillon: Dallas Winston
Ralph Macchio: Johnny Cade
C. Thomas Howell: Ponyboy Curtis
Patrick Swayze: Darrel Curtis
Rob Lowe: Sodapop Curtis
Emilio Estevez: Two-Bit Matthews
Tom Cruise: Steve Randle
Glenn Withrow: Tim Shephard
Diane Lane: Cherry Valance
Leif Garrett: Bob Sheldon
Darren Dalton: Randy Anderson

Who can forget Sodapop Curtis coming out of the shower!!! Nice ...Boner!!!
Any movie that has a character named "Ponyboy", well.........You do the Math!! Boner!!!


9. "My Bodyguard" Just something about Matt Dillon being the bully(he was hot) also Chris Makepeace(kid who got bullied)he just had these pretty eyes....OMG Total Boner!!!


10. "Loverboy" During this period of the 80's, Patrick Dempsey was the "It" boy "Cant Buy Me Love" "Meatballs" bah bah he was basically in the 80's the Michael Cera of Now!! He played every geeky/nerd role looking for love and getting into trouble at the same time. You know I like my Geeky types, Boner!!!


11. "Less than Zero" Great movie and it was a shock in the movie to find out that Robert Downey Jr, was a Escort and the jaw dropping scene where he is giving a blowjob to a trick for some cock and to pay off a debt owed to his pimp!! Very deep movie...... but I have to say when I saw RDJ on his knees......Boner!!! Sorry but its true!!LOL


12. "Once Bitten" Jim Carrey in the shower, and his dim witted friends checking to see if he has fang marks on his inner thigh. Something about these "Shower" scenes when I was a teen kept Me having raging hardons. In other words, Boners!!!


13. "TopGun" all the scenes where Tom was shirtless, and this scene where he is in his underwear..... Big time Boner!!! Plus "Risky Business" the scene on the train hot hot hot!! Boner!!





14. "Police Academy" couldn't find it on youtube but its of the Commandant getting a blow job under the podium, while doing a slide show. But I was able to get the Classic "Blue Oyster" scene...nothing like Leather Daddies in a bar, funny yet gave me a Hard on!! Boner



15. "9 1/2 Weeks" Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger enough said......Boner!!



16. "BeastMaster" I don't know what to tell you, the Beastmaster had a hot body!!! And one of the first movies that I saw that had some Hot leather gear in it!!Boner!!



17. "The Last Dragon" The Star Taimak just had the hottest body, cute face all around a hot fucking "Redbone" Boner city with this one


18. "Zapped" with Scott Baio, this is right after Happy Days and he was a teen idol. Alot of the movie Scott would be running around in shorts have his shirt off and that was Gay Boner material


So there u have it, there were probably other movies that I could have added but this post took a long time to write. Growing up in the 80's as a teenager was alot different than it is today. There are so many gay characters on TV and in movies so the teenagers today, Pick and Choose want they wanted to watch.

When I was growing up, We didn't have many Gay/Bi characters to watch. So you had to use your imagination and look for the things in the movies that attracted you.

Not knowing my sexuality and having to struggle with the peer pressure of fitting in was kind of hard for alot of us(Gay/Bi). Added to that fact was the AIDS panic that was going on in the 80's, it was not a good time to be Gay/Bi. I always knew I was different but I wasn't ready to take that step and come out of any closet. This was the 80's it wasn't like I could jump on the computer and download all the content I wanted for jerking off.


So I had to use what entertainment was available to Me at the time to bust that nut!!! Just wanted to share what movies were boner material to Me in the 80's.


To those that grew up during the 80's WHAT WAS YOUR BONER MATERIAL?????

Leave Me your comments and lets have an 80's flashback....

6 comments:

keeprnla said...

The 80's were just painful. Living in the bible belt south, republican, and in total denial. Didn't want to be different and couldn't tolerate those who were. I was a closed minded prick that was to afraid to live honestly, so the 80's are not a time I like to revisit.

Laurie (WJ) said...

Hi T...really 70's bod here..but 9 1/2 weeks Rules!!....that scene was the most erotic one for myself..Rgds..Laurie

Anonymous said...

Hellraiser. (Yes I am weird).

Anonymous said...

Nice post Mr. D.
Great, fun list!

We probably couldn't stay up late enough to watch him but google: Steven Carrington.

Anonymous said...

Any Van Damme movie. I feel you on Bloodsport....whooo...I had some downright FILTHY thoughts about that man.

Anonymous said...

How could you forget the scene in Bachelor Party where the guys show up at the bachelorette party and send the hot dog over to one of the ladies. And it was 100% BEEF baby! OMG that did it for me.